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Jonathan

A guy that has a warm smile, and makes you blush every time you look at him. He's nice, Warm touch, Savage, Pretty brown hair and eyes, Jonathan wears glasses and a huge dork, but has a GREAT personality.Once you like him there's no turning back.I LOVE HIM.
Jonathan is a dork but savage.
by elia.BACWARDS. December 10, 2016
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Jonathan

Jonathan is usually really tall , usually has blond/brown hair , has blue eyes,usually has 6 siblings , one of a kind boyfriend , a great friend , very loving at times ,will fight for anyone he loves , gets in fights with anyone , doesn’t care if he goes to jail as long as he knows that he protected you , very loving to all of his siblings , has anger issues , works hard , tends to go back and forth to mom and dad , tends to have blond moments sometimes , Once he puts time/ mind into something you won’t be able to get him to stop , That is a Jonathan.
by #Jumbo October 15, 2018
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butt joint

The twisted strands of toilet paper that get caught up in the cheesie crack hairs of a fat persons ass and fall to the back side of the toilet seat leaving behind These small twists of cheese tanted TP that resemble a joint!
I was going to use the public restroom but was quickly turned away by the site of a hugh smelly butt joint laying on the seat!
by NightVision August 6, 2005
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janitor

n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.

v): The act of playing janitor.
"Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"

"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block."
by overlord19 March 3, 2007
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Janita

The prettiest girl in all of Kjølsdalen!
She is sooo Janita!
by That guy in that place.. April 17, 2011
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joint

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.
by John R. January 2, 2004
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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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