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Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 8, 2017
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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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she's joke

Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good
Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko
by aussiebob232 January 23, 2018
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Dad Joke

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!
by artooey January 28, 2018
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Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019
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Joke Killer

Someone who overuses a joke so horribly that not only does it make entirely unfunny it also annoys everybody. Or someone who steals a joke and uses it so often it ruins the joke to the annoyance of the creator, sometimes causing violent outbursts.
Hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? "Who hasn't? The joke killer has been using that one 100 times a day for the past month!"
by ToProveAPointSomeNeedExtremeMe November 12, 2020
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thats joke

When something someone has said is funny.
Thats joke bro
by Brandonb December 29, 2020
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