Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.

I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!

by MerBudd January 30, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy is a small but mighty one, but all the best packages are! When he finally finds out how to rock you right, you won’t look back as your thirst has been quenched! He is a charming and funny guy who can be awkward at times but that just adds to his charm, once you have a Jeremy you would never believe the wives tale about “J” names again!

Jeremy is like a god, AMEN!

by rinagirl69 January 21, 2025

Jeremy

He’s gay and does skin care

Hey, who does skin care?
Me: Jeremy and don’t forget he’s gay!

by Peeingxxx November 10, 2021

Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

Jeremy's Self-esteem

Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows

What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right

by hugglebuggle124 October 17, 2019