Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

jelish

The process of taking part in sexual activities with either a single or multiple jellyfish and then also consuming the jellyfish afterwards. Jelishing usually results in extreme burns and stinging pains in the genital area, as well as inside the mouth from eating the flesh of the jellyfish. It can be extremely dangerous for one to jelish, as many species of jellyfish have stings that can result in death. It is therefore recommended to stick to weaker stinging jellyfish and avoid jelishing with jellyfish such as the Portuguese Man o' War or the box jellyfish.

"James just left hospital after a month of recovery after making the foolish decision to jelish some of the jellyfish down at the beach."

by Medusozoalover69 January 18, 2018

jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

by Lil class at May 26, 2018

Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.

hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza

by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018

jenis

a Jesus penis; a penis that is perfect in every single aspect (size, shape, appearance) and could be considered the Jesus of all penises

"Yeah, after out date, he took me back to his place and whipped out his jenis. It was amazing."

by leezthesuperhero February 23, 2018

Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018