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Joshua

Joshua is amazing, he's kind hearted, and he will cheer you up when you are feeling down. He always will make you smile. Anything that is bothering you, Joshua will make it better. :)
Joshua is so nice and amazing
by oioibootywipes February 6, 2022
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san jose

the 10th largest city in the U.S., as of july 2005
person 1-yo man, what city are we in?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-oh, ok.
*30 minutes later*
person 1-its been half an hour, man. where are we now?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-dang. i guess thats why its the 10th largest city.
by yay area baby December 28, 2005
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Jose

A Chicano male that's strong minded and has close ties with his Mexican culture.
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life,

Who?

Jose.
by Nicolebel July 29, 2013
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Jose

Someone who makes up words and claims they're real words in other languages.
Me: Jose, Gwao is not a word.

Jose: Yes it is. It's the Latin version of "wow".
by Steeeeveiiieee December 15, 2016
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Joshism

1. noun.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.

2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.
You do not understand, because he used another Joshism.
by James Bond SOON SOON KEY June 22, 2008
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joseph stalin

Evil commie dick head, helped murder more people than Hitler. Estimated 20 million dead mostly Jews and political rivals.
fuck joseph stalin and his lenin sucking face.
by Too lazy for details November 15, 2007
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Joshua

Joshua is cute, funny, caring and kind. Strong inside out. Loves a challenge. Breaks the rules but doesn't care.
Joshua, the most cutest thing I've seen all day, love you Joshua.
by Lilzie July 13, 2017
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