jizz queffer 

A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer

Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.

jizz queffer by Chazmowro January 3, 2017

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

jizz misting by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

jizz powder 

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

jizz powder by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

Jizz rage by Justa small trump April 16, 2007

jizz head 

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

jizz head by n00dzzzzzle September 28, 2008

Jizz Nugget 

When you pass a kidney stone while ejaculating.

I just made a jizz nugget!

Jizz Nugget by Codwina November 14, 2009

jizz slap 

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

jizz slap by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010