1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007
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Jessica Ouellete is a very amazing girl, she is often shy but very intelligent. Once you break her out of her shell she really shows her true colours and shows the world how truly amazing she really is. She is loved by many although she thinks otherwise. She is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.
by leprechaun13 January 1, 2012
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Usually known to be a heavy drinker.
Usually known to be a heavy drinker.
by paniic February 3, 2010
Get the Jesin mug.A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.
by Uhly girl May 27, 2017
Get the jessica mitchell mug.Latin for "lazy". Japanese for "sleeps a lot". Portuguese for "rested". Spanish for "yes I can sleep forever". She is well rested at all times. Ready to nap at all times. Knows the best positions to lay down in. Gives cuddling a new meaning. Her outermost layer of skin is called the "epiwarmis" which produces enough heat for 6 people. Has the biggest bed in the world which she so happily calls her "Jurrasica" sized bed. Snorlax worships her.
by coastwriterrr November 6, 2017
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Jessica is such a beautiful girl !
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