Skill Issue

A way to comfort someone after something unfortunate happens to them.

“My dog died.”
“Skill issue, I hope you get better.”

by graylover333 February 24, 2024

Skill Issue

When you absolutely suck at a game you have no skill or skill issue. You can also have skill issue in sports.

Bro has massive skill issue, he can’t even make a shot.

by Chaos_Luke March 1, 2024

Skill issue

Used to describe something bad that happens to a person whether or not it actually required skill.

Person 1: My card just got stolen and they wasted $2000 of my money!

Person 2: Sounds like a skill issue.

by Kriskit March 28, 2024

Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was March 31, 2024

Mommy issues

Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit

I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
;P

by Themostsmartpersonever April 6, 2024

Anger Issues

For someone who can't control their anger, no long explanation.

"That guy over there has anger issues, try not to make him mad."
"I have anger issues, sorry."

by weirdwordguy May 7, 2024

Who is she?

Colloquial, endearing and gender neutral phrase to enquire about a person’s new plus one. Most commonly used to enquire about a new partner/”plus one” of a gay male. When asked to a male homosexual, the question highlights the heteronormative expectations of the past that a male's plus one would always be a female.

Gloria: "Who's coming trivia on Tuesday?"
Macca: "I'm in and my plus one"
Amy: "Who is she?"

by Sikh and Ye Shall Offend May 25, 2024