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keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
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Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person
I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it
by Rimlock March 28, 2023
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kendallville sugar cone

While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.
It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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superman sprinkle cone deluxe

What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.
I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.
Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”
by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024
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Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.
I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.
by Coma Cone August 8, 2024
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Feed Cone

Verb.

Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.
Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?
by Conefeeder January 13, 2023
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