Italian Guy

A greasy, slick-haired hairy mother fucker who wears way too much cologne and has a large gold chain

"Did you see the greasy hair on that Italian guy?"

by 11250 December 18, 2008

spicy italian

When a guy masturbates into an italian (or any for that matter) hoagie and lets somebody eat it.

Jake: dude.
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how's that spicy italian? gotcha bitch!
Cole: you're gay. i swear. (keeps eating)

by Jacob Ruffing May 15, 2008

Italian popsicle

The act of taking popsicles and shoving them up eachothers assholes for pleasure and then eating them.

When I asked Johnny if he wanted an Italian popsicle, he said, "I'll pass, but i'll shove it up your ass and then eat it."

by BiggyMac75 August 8, 2009

Italian taco

Sexual position where the woman is lying down at waist level over a counter on her back with legs folded around the man. Optional bologna or pizza can be eaten while performing this position.

Maria: "Was it good last night?"
Bianca: "Yeah, he put me down on the kitchen counter and we did the italian taco"

by Philip the Water Tank August 11, 2010

italian toes

When someones toes all all different sizes,like the second toe might be bigger than the ''big'' toe or the ''big'' toe might not be the biggest toe on the foot

guy1:OMG,her toes are all different sizes!!

guy2:What do you mean??

guy1:Well,they dont go from bigger to smaller,their just all different!

guy2:Oh,ok its probably just because she has italian toes,duh

guy1:Oh,ok it all makes sense now.

by Marc Tremblay May 3, 2008

Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.

Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Italian Shower

When an individual masturbates into his hands, then uses the resulting mess to slick back his hair.

I'll be ready yo hit the club, right after a quick Italian shower.

by kilgore23trout October 16, 2009