Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything

We should ask Sarah over tonight, yea we can do but she’s such an Ian

by TashPope March 11, 2022

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Ian

A person who respects your own difference without receiving anything. Contemporaneous, they hurt you sometimes. In a nutshell, you should ask them for friendship.

friendship, respect, Ian

by ianlovegood189 November 22, 2021

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Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

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ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.

person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck

by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022

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Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

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