horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.

"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"

by Fobugee October 22, 2003

horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.

I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.

by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005

toon horny

when you are attracted to a cartoon character

I got toon horny after seeing Daphne in a bathing suit in What's New Scooby Doo.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

Horny ESP

A special type of hack which places a tracer and a box in your vision over any entities which happen to be exhibiting unusually high horny levels. Can be used to detect all sorts of things, from other humans to the H2FA.

Okay, we're entering the cornfield. Turn your Horny ESP hacks on guys!

Woah there's 20 Horny ESP signatures in this party! Must be pre-teens.

by Rousate October 7, 2021

I’m horny

I’m horny

I’m horny

by Imhorny March 30, 2022

Horny moon

It is the traditional holiday taken by horny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.

Las Vegas is a perfect place to go on a horny moon.

by Karla Cisniega December 18, 2008

Horny pterodactyl

The act of grab the left side of you ball sack and then the right side and pull them apart like a bat wing of sorts. Then you yell horny pterodactyl and run around the room repeatedly proclaiming CA CA CAW CAW. i.e. (like a horny pterodactyl) this is most effective when while in deep eye contact with a female. (Post quoits is best for obvious reasons)

I gave her the horny pterodactyl and she thought i was so funny she maried me.

by dr john philipes May 19, 2010