fish-hook

during doggie fashon fucking, the act of pulling a woman's head back by grabing the insides of her cheeks with your index fingers.

Last night while fucking your grandmother, I gave her the old fish-hook and her dentures fell into the dog dish.

by Capn' Caucazoid September 1, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

Hooker Face

A Female with a trashy, slutty, tired, possibly bruised, worn out and sunken look to her face.

That girl might have drugs; she does have a hooker face

by Whoelsewouldhavecomeupwiththis April 26, 2011

Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011

the hook

1. To get fired
2. To get pulled from a game

1. Jon got the hook for showing up drunk to work.
2. They should have given that motherfucker the hook after the first interception!

by Tdm December 2, 2003

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005