fuzzy helmet

When the pubic hair of another becomes trapped under your foreskin.

I shagged this really hairy bird the other day and ended up with a fuzzy helmet

by little pix December 16, 2008

night helmet

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.

"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".

by Mat Morris September 14, 2007

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

helmet

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

by Niceemcee January 19, 2004

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2003