halolja

pronounced: huh-ah-loh-uh-l-j-ah

a phrase of responsive explosive laughter strewn together from common short hand cyberspace expressions of joy: "HAHA", "LOL" and the popular Spanglish internet idiom "JAJA"

haha lol jaja

In the context of a "web chat" which can be found on AIM, Facebook, or any stalker-net service provided to literally anyone:

I_like_little_girls848542569: "Hey lil'Carol_age7, so there once was this blonde, redhead, and brunette that were all chilling in the pregnancy area at the doctors office. They start to make some small talk and the brunette brings up how you can determine the gender of the baby by the the sex position. So the brunette goes, 'Well since i was on top, I'm going to have a girl.' Then the red head realizes, 'Well i was on bottom, so I'm going to have a boy.' After a moments pause the blonde exclaims, "Shit! I'm going to have a puppy!"

li'Carol_age7: "Halolja I_like_little_girls848542569!!!! You are soo funny....halolja, halolja!!

by Colleen Cameron Erin December 19, 2008

Halo:Blow

When you are so absorbed into Halo:Reach, that your girlfriend has to give you a blowjob while you are still playing...

Trae was so into halo, that he had to have his girlfriend Halo:Blow him while he was still playing campain

by TehawkwardTortillaChip January 25, 2011

Halo Reached

The term used to describe the act of punching a player twice in Halo to kill them (no bullets fired). The term was coined when the Halo: Reach Beta was released.

No fair! I hit him in the body with the sniper but he just Halo Reached me!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

halo pro

One who spends all of his/her time playing halo until they reek like old fecal cheese. They get sponsored by their mother to take a shower and possibly open a window.

Their xbox live gamertag remains cliche and irrelevant, although they become convinced that xXXsNiPER420Xxx is a household name. They are unaware that symbols around their names, such as x's and 0's, are indicative of the thick acne on their faces.

They often employ spreadsheeting tactics by playing the same map hundreds of times each day until all scenarios are worked out. When confronted with a new scenario or situation, they flounder, then rage, killing their teammates to take the power weapons for themselves.

Halo pros frequently drop when the game begins under any circumstance that is not advantageous.

Look at all the acne in that halo pro's name!

I know. We can count on him to drop. I hope he's not on our team.

by Angry Liberals June 19, 2011

Southern Halo

Anus. Specifically the rectum of a black magick occult practitioner, a dark coven participant or member of a hardcore metal band.

Q: Why did you name your doom metal band "Southern Halo"?
A: I was inspired by the ultra-low frequency sine waves that emanated from my anus during ritual sacrifices.

by JAbstract October 22, 2011

halo 3

1)One of the worst most overhyped games in history. Halo was good, halo 2 was alright, halo 3 took it too far.
People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3.
2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers.
3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.

Kid 1: OMFG DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL
Kid 3: Hey everyone.
Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 3: Nope, why?
Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU
Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8
Kid 3: ....bye then?

by Aeroastro November 25, 2007

Halo 666

1)The version of Halo that will come out once the world is ruled by satan, McDonals, and Wal-Mart. (believed to be the same)

2)a halo game that no matter how hard you try you can never beat the first level!

In Halo 666, no matter how hard i try, i loose at the same part in the first level everytime!!!

by tlat6969 August 13, 2009