gum fuck

A adjective in the context of calling your friend a unruly dumb ass and emphasis on their out of norm behavior of not reading the room.

Amerigo you're a complete gum fuck; why did you have to act sus in front of the principal?

by Miguel De Dante's Inferno December 11, 2023

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023

Gum

gum ——> cum

I sprayed gum everywhere in my room as pornhub was still playing in the background

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

Dropping Gum

When you hang your nut sack out for all to see; Usually to drag or place on a item that belongs to your friend.

Hey mom, Mitna was dropping gum all over the door handles of my car.

by Ryan Belfort July 13, 2023

Zmacs Gums

A unit of measurement that is so large it's only used for countries/continents.
So overwhelming that they can be blinding. (The reason koey lost his eyes)

bro that bitch big asf she at least 2 Zmacs Gums

by Big Robo August 9, 2023

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023