Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
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when you have sexual relations with your partners
i was lampin, then she came over so we was group lampin
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MTY Food Group

a Canadian franchisor and operator of numerous casual dining, fast casual, and quick service restaurants operating under more than 70 brand names
The name of the company was later changed to Golden Sky Ventures International Inc. in 1994, then to iNsu Innovations Group Inc. in 2000, and then to its current name MTY Food Group Inc. in 2003
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MTY Food Group

a Canadian franchisor and operator of numerous casual dining, fast casual, and quick service restaurants operating under more than 70 brand names, some of them through wholly owned subsidiaries. It has over 6,719 units.
On May 21, 2010, president, CEO, and chairman of MTY Food Group Stanley Ma opened the Toronto Stock Exchange
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Group Politics

A form of politics specifically confined to an individual and or separate group or organization from the rest of the greater whole. It is not necessarily non-aligned, unaffiliated, or cliquish, but it can be any one or the other depending on the particular political and or social biases and leanings of that particular group and its people.
You and your friends form a small separate group from the greater whole of the community or country, with its own group specific ideals, beliefs, and values.
It is a form of Group Think or Group Politics.
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TREASURE (@treasuremembers) is literally the best group ever. They are a group from YG entertainment with 12 members. They are not only talented, but they are also crackheads. Treasure makers love them so much and are willing to do anything for their happiness.
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