German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Gemara

I saw a dog down the street and it died in front of me then a truck drove by and blew up instantly then a plane crashed down on them both and destroyed all surrounding homes then a meteor came down with aliens that melted from the oxygen around them then the moon started to break and it all came down and destroyed everything in a thousand miles radius then the sun implodes the end

I was born once and that's no 🧢

Gemara

by Flaffles January 27, 2021

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021

Gemayn

Gemayn has a massive dong.

Gemayn's got a massive dong

by Analtastetester47 May 23, 2021

Gemayn

The next best thing after Jesus. Amen. Praise the Lord. OwO

Person 1: "Wow, is that Gemayn?"

Person 2: "Omg it is! I heard he was the second coming of Christ!"

by NotSmallJustBig May 23, 2021

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021