Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

Getter Sheened

To go out n get completely wasted on drugs n get all crazy!!!

I might need u to bail me out of jail tonight, I'm gonna go Getter Sheened!!!

by Stoners Rule June 9, 2011

giterdunce

A neo-classical redneck with hyper-nationalistic tendencies often accompanied with racial underpinnings.

Hey! Look at that giterdunce over yonder hollerin' 'bout them damn towel-heads on the TV screen! Ima thinkin' that there be mah cuzin Burt.

by phenfen August 7, 2011

Glitter Knickers

When somebody is attracted to a younger person, who may not be of age.
(Gary Glitter)

'Wow check the arse on her'

'Woiii man she looks like shes still at School, you need to chill out Glitter Knickers!'

by disco5975 September 16, 2012

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA November 5, 2012

Gintesiclitus

A test in which a male has to lick another male's testicles. To check for a distinct ginger flavor.

Steve"Hey Roy?"
Roy: "What Sam"
Steve: "Looks as if u need to Gintesiclitus from me."
Roy: "Well okay Sam, if you say so."

by AgentRoy March 25, 2013

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013