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geraldine

The act of performing felatio in an animalistic manner, most often involving a coldcut preferably ham, in extreme cases an actual animal is involved.
I gotta run to the store, I'm out of ham and I need to get my geraldine on
You know Memo, he loves him some geraldine
That girl last night was wild, she gave me that geraldine all night long
by FreshSizzle1 September 7, 2010
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do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.
by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007
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Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
Watch your children around that dirty german
by Alex Powers May 23, 2003
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German Snack Pack

a guy cums in a girls mouth till it's full like a snack pack and then when she trys to talk she sounds like a German
by S. Green December 9, 2007
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Geraldo Rivera

A reference to the famous and infamous, Puerto Rican-Jewish son of Cruz "Allen" and Lillie "Lillian" Friedman Rivera.

Often controversial, the "Exposing Myself", "HisPanic", and "The Great Progression" author; five-times-married, four-times-divorced dad of five children; and a former lawyer who represented the Young Lords of Spanish Harlem; the ABC News-turned-NBC News-turned-FOX News anchor has never shied away from taboo subjects (including Satanism and Al Capone's vault) or even outright-dangerous situations (including unthinkingly giving away troop positions in Iraq in 2003, right before he was scheduled to marry Erica Levy).

Some have sadly speculated that the 68-year-old "Geraldo at Large" host and FOX News correspondent may also not be in his final marriage in being married to Erica Levy, the daughter of late ADL Regional Chairman Howard A. Levy. Even though Geraldo Rivera converted to Reform Judaism in 2003 by celebrating a second Bar Mitzvah Ceremony with son Gabriel and marrying Erica Levy at Manhattan's Central Synagogue, Rivera has had a record of sleeping with over 1,000 women (including his five wives; all four ex wives of whom he cheated on) and raised concern from some (including some outright-vicious and vile gossips) that his support for the verdict in the Casey Anthony case may be motivated be certain untoward and inappropriate feelings towards the infamous client of Jose Baez.
"What'd you open; an Al Capone? Who are you; Geraldo Rivera?"
by Nickidewbear August 28, 2011
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German Handgrenade

the act when the person is recieving a rim job, farts into the mouth of the giver, in then which the giver goes from ass to mouth.
Last night Kelly sharted during our German handgrenade.
by will millner December 11, 2008
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german hanky

After sex with a condom the mustard patch or tardy patch becomes an issue so you leave the room to find something to clean up the mustardy goo. You invariably end up in the kitchen where you pick out the grimy dirty yellow dish cloth that will serve as clean-up. You then hang it back up since it's done it's job.
I wonder if I should tell my roommates about the german hanky I used to clean up my tard patch. Hmm, on second thought maybe not.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
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