boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

by davecyberd January 8, 2011

point guard

The decision maker of the group (usually a somewhat large group of 5 or more people); the leader

Tyrone: What are we doing tonight?
Jaquan: I don't know, you are the "point guard"

by yxrick July 8, 2018

Guap

A weightlifting term for a 45 pound weight on one side of a bar, and a 10 pound weight on the other side.

Wtf is a guap?

You know, a guap. A forty-five and a ten, bitch!

by Da Jackal April 30, 2010

Guap

Term for a real wet fart

I made a guap in my trousers

by snarlinz May 25, 2009

color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006

guar

A Cigarette.

Yo dude, you got a guar?

by MB August 15, 2003

guard

hell on earth the wost tidious boring equivlent of but sex with an elephant

GUY 1:Hey dude how did you enjoy your 6 hour guard shift?
GUY 2:IT WAS AWSOME I STARED AT ROCKS AND CONSIDRED OFFING MY SELF.
GUY 1: HMM I SLEPT THREW MY SHIFT.
GUY 2: I hope an elephant sneeks up and butt fucks you while u sleep next time so you fell my pain.

by Mad Cow RJ April 25, 2008