got any pot?

something to say when someone tells you a long boring story about something you dont care about

(long boring story)

got any pot?

hell yea lets blaze up

by Mr. Basford December 11, 2010

got some ass on it

Something with a firm, sturdy substantial structure.

Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."

by wifeoftriscuitlover April 14, 2010

you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006

Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

Got Flipped

To have someone flirt with you by passing you a FlipMe card.

I got flipped by that hot chick in the bar!

by Flippin' Awesome September 09, 2010

got eight

Describing when someone has a multitude of something.

how many of those you got ?
I got eight.

by Dizz4 January 04, 2010

I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.

by quake450 January 27, 2010