3 definitions by Scalamuush
You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!
by Scalamuush December 27, 2021
The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.
by Scalamuush April 13, 2021
He’s a motherfucker!
by Scalamuush December 27, 2021