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Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
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ms fucker

Better half of Mr. Fucker, aka ham sup lo. Stylish, sassy, beautiful inside and out Known to live in HK, lives to love and loves to live.

The shop is always open!
by MR.FUCKER69 February 12, 2019
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Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
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chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.
Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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gravy fucker

A person that proclaims something is not as awesome or marvelous as it seems when it most definitely is.
Billy, "Man, I just had a 3-some with these 2 smokin' babes last night!"

Robby, "Killer!"

Andy, "Big deal"

Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"
by Yosted June 22, 2009
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heart fucker

Some one that you like or love that you never tell how you feel but you still hang out with all the time. An some how they know how you feel but they still right in front of you start getting with some person.
Jane started rubbing that guys cock at the table last night it was a real heart fucker.
by BiGGss October 17, 2009
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