French Bukkake

The act of vomitting on a female as she is performing oral sex on you.

Dude, he totally french bukkaked her when he was drunk last night.

by padrebear September 16, 2009

what the French

WHAT THE FRENCH.
Term invented in the underground Boston society.
usually used by anti-french people in a non-swearing atmosphere.
easy to use and relieves the anger against French people.

"What the French is going on in this place?"

"What the French am I supposed to do to get an A in accounting?"

by axoule January 26, 2009

french tea

A synonym for orange juice.

Nothing like some preservative-filled French Tea in the morning to wake you up.

by cactusman September 8, 2008

French Language

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.

Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

What a French Man? Are you sure?

by Mac April 16, 2004