Ford F-150

One of the bestselling trucks in the industry, not very reliable tho.

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle
Because she has a twin sister
And you got confused and fucked her dad?
Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-150

by Brock nutted July 22, 2023

Richard Ford

Probably the biggest deadbeat alive. Every kid is afraid of him. Every parent hates him

Child: M-mom... is that R-Richard ford?!
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘

by Txylorann June 8, 2018

The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020

Ford

Ford is an American disgrace to the auto industry. Every ford's problems are circled and highlighted in blue, yet hicks and dumb bimbos constantly buy them.

Also a company that enjoys copying Dodge's styles. Ever compare a 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan (designed first) to a 1999 Ford Windstar? Aren't the similarities MIND BOGGLING!?

I was once a Ford guy, I had 2 Ford Rangers. Right after the warranty expired the engines fell out, seriously. Went out and bought a Ram and 160,000 miles and ONE transmission repair, its still with me working just as same as the day I bought it.

by EddieAtTheMorgue February 27, 2008

Ford

Nick Skourtis, you idiot, that would be "FORM."

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

willa ford

(1) A cross-eyed blonde pop singer, whose music resembles various other cheesy pop crap, although self-proclaimed to be unique. Also does a pathetic job of "dancing" (2) Acts like a famous A-list celebrity when she is no where near such status. (3)Tries too hard to fit the 'bad girl, sexpot' stereotype. (4) Tries to appear as a strong, sexually powerful woman yet comes off only as easy and sleazy. (5) Dated Nick Carter, supposedly abused him, stole his possessions, and used him to acquire a record contract.

Omg I am like soooooooo bad!!! My music is tha shit and anyone who disagrees is just jealous and lacks self confidence!! I AM WILLA HEAR ME ROAR

by Div December 29, 2003

foar

(n.) four

(adj.) consisting of or including four parts or entities.

"Balance your weight, on all foar paws."
-as said by a panther.

by Alexandra W. February 28, 2008