Div's definitions

blurt

a noise made by blowing air out ones mouth and allowing ones lips to flap making a raspberry or whoopie cushion noise

i blurted at a baby on the tram today, his mum and the other passengers thought i was odd but me and the little guy knew it was funny.

by div April 16, 2007

bean

Bean is a slang term for the clitoris

"She was flicking her bean all night"

by Div May 13, 2005

bean

Bean is also a slang term for ecstasy

"I had a bean before mate!"

by Div May 13, 2005

bong water tea

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.

"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"

by div November 11, 2004

caper

Ones occupation, profession or pursuit. Semi degrading.

Whats his caper.

by div June 1, 2004

spaxploitation

Form of entertainment (typically film/theatrical) made by and/or featuring mentally and/or physically handicapped persons for the purpose of promoting cultural values of mentally and/or physically handicapped persons.

Also any joke made at the expense of a spastic.

"I think Freaks has to be the original example of spaxploitation in modern culture"
"Yeah whatever u christopher reeve"

by div March 30, 2004

penguins taste like babies

no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted WITH baby's..geebus

mmmm penguinbaby stew

by div February 10, 2004