Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

flablagraff

To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation

Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.

Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.

by Mr. $mithers January 2, 2009

Flaberquoid

(Flabber-coid)N a piece of fatty tissue under the armpit

I think i tore my flaberquoid

by gymboy318 February 23, 2010

Flabernijit

Word used to describe someone who is a worthless pile of crap. Usually used for someone who thinks they are superior to you, but in reality, they aren't. Also used to describe someone hailing from Wisconsin.

Heather-You are such a flabernijit these days!

Thomas-shut yo bitch ass up.

Heather-FLABERNIJIT!

by the jokster161 February 22, 2010

Flabtard

The state of being both flabby and retarded at the same time.

The short bus didn't make it up the hill because of the number of Flabtards on it.

by Spivnick March 27, 2010

flabberbaste

to baste something with fat in a manic and bewildered manner.

-Unable to think of a suitable response for my mother-in-law's veiled insult, Sam decided to vigorously flabberbaste her with bacon fat.

by Thomas Valiant June 11, 2010

Flabel

The front part of the inside of the mouth, between the sides on the inside of the mouth and the teeth.

Mashed-potatoes always get stuck in my flabel when i eat them.

by KSMD December 8, 2010