February 3rd

National hug your crush day

Friend:its February 3rd
Me:then let’s go hug our crush

by Banana_Milkshake February 3, 2020

February 7

beat a bitch day
national day to beat someone who’s a bitch up

today’s February 7, so ima beat that ass hole up

by mommymilk February 6, 2022

February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.

“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”

by gayniggafart February 26, 2021

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

February 17

February 17 is the day to ask out the girl that you’ve been crushing on for months or years.

1:wanna go out?
2:Why now?
1:ITS February 17

by Yellownote February 11, 2022

February 13th

National - make out with your frend day-
Dont leave out your friends and make out with them!

Why are you kissing everyone? Hoe.
Im not a hoe, its just february 13th

by Vanja February 11, 2023

february 19th

it’s my & millie bobby brown’s birthday!!

y: ,,which day is it today?”
x: ,,february 19th”
y: ,,oh shit it’s mbb’s bday”

by dora <3 January 20, 2022