by KTS KAR October 2, 2009
Get the slappin' fanniesmug. 
Get the fanny ratmug. Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Get the fanny fingering formulamug. An older homosexual who is attractive to young gays. From the American slang word for ass - the 'fanny'.
by Columbo gets It Wrong March 3, 2009
Get the Fanny Magnetmug. Collective noun for a group of male chicks with orange tans at the gym who only work out their upper bodies, use benches like their own personal property storage areas and are more often than not covered in horrible, unnecessary tattoos.
Go to your usual franchise/chain gym and throw a rock near the benching area between 5:30-7:30pm. The "guy" you hit will more than likely be in or part of a fanny pack.
by Bishonencam January 5, 2011
Get the Fanny Packmug. a gay purse that is made for men so they don't look like queers carrying around a purse or pocket book
"did you see frank. he is wearing a fanny pack"
"yes he is such a queer"
"i know nobody wears a fanny back unless they are homosexual"
"yea its a sure way to tell"
"yes he is such a queer"
"i know nobody wears a fanny back unless they are homosexual"
"yea its a sure way to tell"
by assengtwenty2 April 9, 2009
Get the fanny packmug. by BatoDaniel October 21, 2011
Get the Fanny Chmelarmug.