FTFA

Face to face anal. When two partners engaged in coitus are able to make eye contact while performing anal sex.

"Up for some FTFA, breh?"

by Sluggo5922 October 13, 2009

FTF

Friends that Fuck. Not exactly relationship material...

"I didn't love her but we were totally FTF's."

"I knew the lunch lady and I were going to be FTF's when she gave me the extra tater tots."

How to use FTF on special occasions:
"Happy Valentines Day! Would you be my FTF?

"Sorry, I can't say I love you... We're only FTF's."

by YourFTF February 14, 2009

FTL

An internet meme, or moomoo,from the Vlogbrother's video "Awesome Project Is Awesome" meaning:

"French the Llama"

"FTL! The squre root of (-1) is a letter?!?!?!?!" -John

by Neon8Wolf December 20, 2009

FTEL

To accentuate on "FTL".

For The Epic Lose
For The Epic Loss
For The Epic Lol(s)

May add a "-z" for "For The Epic Lulz(etcetc.)".

BOOM, HEADSHOT!
FTEL Mang!!!

by whaoness April 7, 2009

FTSD

"Fuck that shit dawg"

"don't you have class today?"

"FTSD."

by KittyKitKat9 December 6, 2009

ftmkl

abbrev. fall to my knees laughing

ironic use - ftmkl.
sincere use - ftmkl!
Sarah Chamberlain laughed so hard at makemebabies.com she exclaimed "ftmkl"!

by RayScho April 1, 2010

FTFDA

Fuck The FDA (Food and Drug Administration)

This was on a sticker that was sent out by Redux Products when their item "Cocaine Energy" had to change it's name to "No Name" because the FDA got pissed.

"Doood, the FDA suck man..."

"Yaaa man, FTFDA!"

by godfathr871 May 3, 2010