by led_Zeppelin97 June 18, 2014
Get the flaver mug.The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
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A slang name for very high quality cannabis. Usually the cannabis will have a strong and rich aroma/scent/taste which refers to the "flavours". Examples of cannabis strains that are labelled with this term are;
Purple Cookies
Fortune Cookies
Amnesia Haze
Strawberry Haze
The main factors that differentiates normal cannabis types from "flavours" are the high quality (high cannabis oil content) and a strong flavour to the cannabis, due to these factors the cost of these cannabis types are much higher, often four times the value. The average cost of Cannabis is £10/gram and £170/oz whereas "flavours" is around £35-£40/gram and £600/oz.
Purple Cookies
Fortune Cookies
Amnesia Haze
Strawberry Haze
The main factors that differentiates normal cannabis types from "flavours" are the high quality (high cannabis oil content) and a strong flavour to the cannabis, due to these factors the cost of these cannabis types are much higher, often four times the value. The average cost of Cannabis is £10/gram and £170/oz whereas "flavours" is around £35-£40/gram and £600/oz.
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