The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
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Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.
I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.
by Cloverleaf July 2, 2015
Get the Trust Fart mug.1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
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Get the air freshener fart mug.A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
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Get the Poopy butt fart face mug.When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017
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