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Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.
Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.
by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013
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Five Finger Fuck

When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.

Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.

And there's some twists...

-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.

Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.

Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
by maximus2149 December 9, 2009
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five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.
Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.
by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005
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five and five

In R/T (radio telephone) parlance, a report on signal strength (1 - 5) and quality (1 - 5).

Hence, "I ready you two and four" means "your signal is weak, but I can hear you clearly".

By inference, "five and five" means "really good" ?
"How's the pizza ?"
"Five and five."

"We dropped into <drinking establishment> - the beer was crap, but the scenery was five and five."
by Eighth of Seven January 9, 2007
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Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.
boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry
by marktrottman November 26, 2007
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Five Loko

"Five Loko: When Four Just Isn't Enough"

Adding any sort of hard liquor to a Four Loko, preferably whiskey. A practice most commonly seen amongst broke college students, and anyone else who is either A) adventurous or B) has a death wish. Typically results in a crazed, bear-like, drunken state.
Man, this Four Loko just isn't doing it for me. Whip out the vodka and let's get some Five Loko going.
by sevflorenz November 18, 2010
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Five Hole

To give a woman some good ol-fashioned anal jamming.
"I went Five-Hole on Liz last night."
"Kelly is the Five-Hole Queen"
"Whaaasaaap? FIVE-HOLE"
by Kal-El August 14, 2003
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