by DeathAtTheParty November 19, 2010
Originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. It describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. It has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like hell nonetheless.
"My life is going nowhere, I am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. There is nothing I want to eat in the house. And I'm fat."
by Illustrator February 03, 2004
by JONA-1967 February 04, 2017
by SKITZ-M8 March 10, 2016
-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 02, 2011
my stomach
*me wears crop top*
Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
by thatbitchinthecorner December 27, 2019
A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.
After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.
by Birdman77 July 02, 2010