search engine

A website where pornographers, spammers, and online casinos collect new victims by interspersing links to their websites with links to information that lusers are searching for.

My daughters have a fever, I just went to a search engine to research "hot girls" and was very dissappointed with the results.

by Chaz May 3, 2005

Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.

"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."

by Flabbergastion December 2, 2007

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

by Diego August 18, 2003

afro-engineering

The science of half-assing small repair jobs.

When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.

When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.

My dad has a degree in afro-engineering. Look at all the repairs he never actually fixed.

by barney_phife September 25, 2009

English Crumpet

Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face

"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"

by michelleelala December 5, 2014

English

An English man. Considering all English people have small dicks and are crooked nosed cunts.

Did you have an English man last night yes with that sheep

by Killallcelticsupporters December 4, 2021

English Language Arts

a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.

Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?

by maybeillbetracer December 9, 2021