pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

Mikey Drunk

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

operational drunk

The level of intoxication needed to perform routine tasks once again, usually following a hangover.

Man, I got lit up last night. I can't even think this morning, time to get operational drunk.

by Red Lobster Tanker May 14, 2011

Drunk on lemonade

When you listen to Beyonce 'Lemonade' one too many times.

"Damn i'm in love with Beyonce right now...Drunk on lemonade"

by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017

Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

by DesertLord June 23, 2012

Drunk Juilet

Lets just say she fucked romeo

OMFG SHE FUCKED ROMEO GOD DAMN DRUNK JUILET

by Imabigfatassmotherfuckinhoe October 1, 2019

Drunk Trap

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.

"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."

by booboobigsley August 18, 2009