your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

girl next door

a girl that lives next door

Me: Hi, do you live around here?
Her: Yeah, I'm the girl next door!

by alien_no155 April 20, 2007

door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

by perennialartist June 18, 2007

Doorknocking

When a free balling man, humps the back of another person allowing his balls to swing and strike like a doorknocker.

My back hurts from Pat doorknocking me last nite after his run around the track.

by thebumni September 21, 2009

Door Whore

In a drunken stupor is a case where someone holds a door open for various amounts of time, or people.

That guy just held the door open for the past twenty people.

What a door whore.

by RedRocket133069 October 18, 2011

back door dip

another term for the act of anal sex

she wouldnt shut up so i gave here the back door dip then threw it in her yapper.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003