Dogfishing

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

by triceratop July 4, 2021

doofdown

When you get down with daddy doof doof’s evil inc.

Man perry just got a doofdown

by Daddy doof July 23, 2021

Doobie

What The Hood Calls Lil Nas X

“Lil Nas X Said the hood calls him Doobie in his New song! The one with all the naked guys in the locker room!

by Binxiwi July 24, 2021

doobie

One of the many slangs used for a Marijuana Cigarette. Kids, don't do drugs.

Tyler: "Where's the tree?"
Trenton: "Right over there."
Tyler: "No, I mean tree, as in the one you smoke."
Trenton: "Oh, right here. You should've said doobie instead of tree."

by uceain bolt July 26, 2021

doodie chomper

bob. eats poop.

you know who bob is? the doodie chomper?

by midix enormus August 7, 2021

doobing

The art of not showing up for friendlies
Usually works for about 6-8 months

he's doobing you
you're getting doobed

by Nakeezz November 3, 2021

Doodie

A well researched and polled term for poop.

Yo that doodie smells so bad, you must’ve eaten some broccoli!

by MariaK2021 November 9, 2021