shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
by MeatMallet69 August 01, 2017
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Cake Diet

Ex. Even though it's not my birthday, but I'm always getting cake. I'm on a cake diet!
by DaBoyWay September 19, 2022
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Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.
That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.
by TheTak August 05, 2016
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diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.
Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”
by TheCheeseTax December 21, 2024
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The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.
Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me
by Fabsta. August 09, 2008
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Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.
"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"
by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017
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