the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.

what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Generation Dead

Generation Dead is a young adult romance/supernatural novel by Daniel Waters. I follows a girl named Phoebe and her best friends, Margi and Adam, whose world has been left baffled by a strange phenomenon...dead teenagers not staying dead. For reasons unknown, a small number of the teenage dead are returning to 'life'. They lack a heartbeat and all other traditional life-signs, but are capable of thought, movement and speech (to varying extents). They are widely feared by the living, despite the fact that they do not present a threat, but Phoebe finds herself attracted to Tommy Williams, one of the "living impaired" teens at her school.

Did you read Generation Dead? I thought that it portrayed issues of prejudice in modern day society very well.

by stinkemrpink March 27, 2011

the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther

A farel mystical beast. Breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. With a fang so black and wicked it roams the South Side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. As legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.

I crossed the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther, luckily I had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. He purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. He is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.

by Wolfpack2728 April 21, 2011

brazil dead

When something is unquestionably dead. If you've been on LiveLeak, you'll understand.

It wasn't just dead, it was Brazil Dead.

by brazildead June 14, 2018

Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020

Dying dead about ye

Northern Irish phrase, equating to a degree of fascination or term of endearment toward the object of your affection.

Definition - ‘You’re pure good looking, I’m dying dead about ye’

by DOÍREABÚ January 30, 2021