donkey punch

simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face

mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl

by t-radical squared May 13, 2005

Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.

Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.

by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016

donkey line

A big Fat ass line of Cocaine
Yeyo my friends....

Let's get busy with some Fat Fucking Donkey Lines...

by Pharo March 15, 2004

donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

donkey slammer

some on who is packing a massive cock extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.

Hey she told me Asa is a Donkey Slammer. Man she i really lucky

by asa glover April 16, 2008

Donkey Sweat

The sweat produced while exercising after a night of heavy drinking. Usually involves a distinct odor of alcohol.

Origin- The Nodding Donkey Bar in Dallas Texas.

“Wow Chad, you reek of Donkey Sweat. Did you go out last night?”

by Homer J Pimpson April 26, 2011