the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her
( dick + disappointed )
( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
by diddy kong September 28, 2009
Get the dick-sappointmentmug. #1: you smashed Stephanie?
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
#2: hell yeah , I gave her that dumb dick and now she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
by AlH1801 November 13, 2017
Get the Dumb Dickmug. The art of giving a blow job at various speeds, and various movements including deep throating and using hands to bring a guy as close to orgasm as possible, stop and start over several times, taking your time until he orgasms harder than he ever has. Swallowing is optional.
by cgr4life January 10, 2011
Get the Dick Worshipmug. To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
by nicholblack December 13, 2020
Get the Curb-dickingmug. When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.
Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.
Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.
Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!
Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.
Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.
Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!
Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.
by Uncutking69 December 25, 2020
Get the sulfur dickmug. The theoretical width of the barrier between the quantum and physical realms, somewhat equivalent to the event horizon of a black hole. Scott Lang is the only know human to observe the actual rye dick in real life.
I missed that goal by a rye dick.
Thanos was a rye dick away from realizing his goal.
This Rona virus is a rye dick away from makin me crazy.
Thanos was a rye dick away from realizing his goal.
This Rona virus is a rye dick away from makin me crazy.
by King Jerk II April 17, 2020
Get the Rye Dickmug. noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.
-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.
-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.
Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.
by Mr. Wichita International June 18, 2008
Get the dental dickmug.