The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022

C++ Developer

a "C++ developer" is somebody who uses (And does not enjoy) the C++ Programming language, usually depressed.

Bob: how is the software doing?
John: Great! just upgraded and now everything is deprecated.
Bob: You're such a C++ Developer.

by kdgonzo April 18, 2022

Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow

The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.

by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022

Pure Development

When USA in rise of nations 2 makes 60 trillion dollars

I love playing games with pure development

by StarrsLOL March 25, 2023

Angel Devil

Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.

HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.

Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)

Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.

Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.

by nickø. August 31, 2023

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

human growth and development

What we call Sex Ed nowadays.

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.

by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017