Bahdoh's definitions

The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022