colosseum curtains

An extra long foreskin.

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.

by SmiffySmiffy November 26, 2017

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

curtain spreader

Another name for a slut or slag.

Billy; lol look at that girl

Timmy; nah m8 she just a curtain spreader

by Olix December 1, 2017

the curtains will close

it will end.

Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*

by mr no name kid February 20, 2017

Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny

by Shanillia June 17, 2016

pink fluffy curtain

Big girl's blouse, a weak, soft or effeminate man

Man up, you pink fluffy curtain.

by Quidinish May 16, 2016

curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

by iamamazing125 July 27, 2016