Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

by that otha one December 31, 2011

The cooch whisperer

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.

Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”

by Barguy1 April 8, 2019

hoochie coochie mouth

When you feel like you’re about to throw up and your mouth starts salivating.

*takes shot*

Friend: “Bro, are you okay?”

Me: “Hell nah man, that shot of Jack gave me hoochie coochie mouth”

by SwoleBros October 16, 2020

Caca Coochie

when you wipe back to front & drag your caca through your pussy lips, resulting in the dreaded caca coochie.

I could smell Mali’s caca coochie from across the room.

by DidloDan69 February 9, 2022

Tuna Cooch

When someone hasn’t washed their cooch in several months and it begins to smell like a raging STD (they don’t actually have an STD).

Although Taeler bathes, she never washes her stinky Tuna Cooch and it smells like a school of dead fish.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 20, 2023

Crumb of Coochie

A crumb of coochie is when you do not have full sexual intercourse with a girl. But you get kissing, making out, grinding, fingering, etc. but no penetration and ejaculation
Thus only a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: We didn’t have full sex last night sadly.
Dude 2: So you only got a crumb of coochie?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so.

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020

coochie pop

The act of trying to blow a bubble with your coochie.

I gave her some bubble gum and she stuck it down her pants..I think she was trying to pull off a coochie pop.

Her nickname should be bubbles, because she is ALWAYS trying to coochie pop.

by coochiequ33n August 27, 2010