The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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by InkDemonStephen September 4, 2022
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He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
by Happlily November 24, 2021
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by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022
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