Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013

Controlling

Telling someone who has been wronged how to think and feel without taking their thoughts and feelings into consideration and then forcing them to go about things the way society deems as normal.

Person 1: I want this person to be held accountable by being called out and to do what’s right.
Person 2: You are better off without them.
Person 2 does not call out the person person 1 wants called out and is telling person 1 they are better off, person 2 is being controlling of person 1.

by Mylifemyrules March 8, 2021

Controller Player

N; Someone who jumps into everyone's box

Fucking braindead controller player just jumped into my box smh

by dsdfdsd May 17, 2021

Control a girl month

Control any girl pass for all of December!

Jack: yo wys Jeremy how many girls did u control today?

Jeremy: I only got Jennifer today bro she got the biggest batty uno

Jack: Yh yh we are so luck it’s control a girl month!

by Your marj 101 October 15, 2019

Control Weeb

Almost the exact same as a weeb but does not wish to be Japanese

:person: "I like anime but I dont want to be Japanese so I am a control weeb"

by My chosen name was taken October 5, 2020

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003