Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016

alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.

She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.

by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016

screen coating

when a person makes something seem more happier than what it is on social sites.

Rosie and her husband are seperated, I dont know why she is on FB screen coating her life.

by taz27 March 24, 2017

Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby

My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede

by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017

Mexican Cantina

When your guacamole farts get trapped in the covers

The bed smells like a Mexican Cantina after eating all that guacamole today

by Clittle81 September 18, 2017